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Steph is working!

   I'm really proud of her. My wife started looking for another job the moment things got rocky at her former job. Now, just a little over 2 weeks after losing that job, she has a new job with a big company. She will have room to grow and she didn't take a pay cut either! She did this at this speed in this economy! The really cool thing is that she will be working across the street from me. We'll be able to ride the bus in together and get to have lunch now and then.
   Things are working out really well. We're both employed in good jobs. Our cruise in June is paid and we're excited about going. No major money hangups due to Steph's unemployment. So, if things are going so well, why do I feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop?

Posted by: Jericho - 03/20/02 - 1:58 pm -

Celeb Boxing

   Okay, I didn't watch it. I have never watched an autopsy either - for the exact same reasons. I mean, Vanilla Ice vs. Todd Bridges? Todd is a dangerous ex-con. All Van Winkle ever did was butcher other people's songs and call them his own. To me, this sounds like a rigged fight. Tanya Harding vs. Paula Jones? I wanted Tanya to kick Paula's butt, there was little doubt that Tanya was going to kick Paula's butt, and, hey look! Tanya kicked Paula's butt. Rigged!
   But, this set me to thinking. If they wanted to have a real fight, they should have put Vanilla 'Haven't had a hit since glaciers covered Nevada' Ice in a steel cage with the Beastie Boys. No gloves, just a baseball bat in the middle of the ring. Who ever comes out alive, wins! They could have put Paula Jones in the ring with Monica Lewinsky - last one standing gets one last fling with Mr. Bill!

Here are some other Celeb on Celeb matches we would like to see:

Strom Thurmond covered in peanut butter and bird seed vs. a dozen spotted owls. With the damage he and his party have done to this country, this would be a poetic ending. Besides, it doesn't look like he's ever going to die of natural causes.

Madonna vs. Britney Spears and Christina Agulera. Madonna would stomp on both of them and have a hit single when she was finished!

George Carlin vs. George Bush Sr. I'd love to see Carlin twist Bush's arm and make him say The Seven Dirty Words!

Dubya vs. Gore - do it right this time!

Mike Tyson vs. N'Sync - need I say more?

David Letterman vs. Ted Koppel - it would be like a red-headed cat fight!

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders vs. Gilbert Gottfried - what a way to go!

Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones - which Harrison Ford would win? I mean, they always win, if they went after each other, one of them would have to win, right? You would have to take away Han's blaster and Indiana's whip and hat so that there would be no advantage taken. We know Indiana fights dirty, he'll light your bar on fire or push you into a propellor. Han would keep up a witty reparte. Aw, let's face it, Indiana would win!

   If anyone at Fox would like to talk to me about further ideas, just drop me a line. Heck, put me in the ring with some has been - that would be quality tv!

Posted by: Jericho - 03/17/02 - 10:24 pm -

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