Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Max: Why Are People Dicks?

I frequent a bass oriented BB called TalkBass. It is an interesting site, full of bass porn. Unfortunately, it is also full of people and as I was recently reminded, people suck.

I asked a technical question about acrylicized wood and how it differed from pressure treated wood. I was briefly excited to see my first reply was from a manufacturer of acrylicized wood. Then I read his reply. If you read only his reply, you might have assumed I had asked, "Why do you make shitty products and when are you planning to stop raping children?" He completely lost his shit because I mentioned pressure treated wood and acrylicized wood in the same sentence. Literally. It didn't matter that I was asking about the difference. It didn't matter that I hadn't even really addressed him in particular, mentioned his name or the name of his bidness. I had defamed his precious product and was now lower than Hitler in his estimation.

Naturally I responded by pointing out that he is clearly insane and that he could feel free to fuck off. But then a friend of his (someone whom I have recently developed more than a little respect for) jumped in and explained that my newfound enemy had problems with trolls making comparisons between his acrylicized wood and pressure treated wood. I figured that he was understandably touchy and explained that I was not trolling, just trying to acquire information. The dickhead replied by twisting my words around, calling me a troll and accusing me of engaging in a one sided pissing contest. Or maybe a pants wetting contest. He wasn't clear on that point.

Shortly thereafter one of the site mods closed the thread. So, for looking for a little bit of info I have made a new enemy, got publicly upbraided for something I clearly didn't even attempt to do and still don't have an answer to my question.

And people wonder why I hate people.

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Max: Fat (B)Ass

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Max: Hot Piece of (B)Ass

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Friday, July 04, 2008

Max: It Doesn't Matter That He Is A Scientologist

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Max: Michael Manring - Helios

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Max: Toto - Africa

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Friday, June 13, 2008

Max: Al Caldwell's Lack Of Moderation

I don't know what this is, but I'm pretty sure it wants to eat me.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Max: My Goals

For no particular reason, I decided to write down as many goals as I could without stopping to think about what "should" be my goals.

My Goals

Attend BNC reunion camp
Attend Bass Boot Camp
Attend Bass @ The Beach
Become a better bassist
Get in better shape
Learn Japanese
Learn Algebra, Calculus, Trig, higher math, etc
Learn more about philosophy
Get better at applying logic to my daily life
Learn C
Be able to build my own customer Linux distro
Be able to build my dream bass
Be able to build neat electronic gadgets
Go to Tokyo
Go to Antarctica
Learn to write well (grammar, punctuation, spelling, economy of words)
Go back to London
Go to Paris
See Victoria Falls
Hike Kilimanjaro
Learn more about science
Be more comfortable making conversation
Be more calm, especially in stressful situations
Be more focused, especially on activities that can lead to achieving my goals
Learn to cook healthier meals

What I spend most of my time on does little to nothing towards reaching most of those goals. Hmm.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Max: Charlie Hunter As He Is



I would recommend skipping to about the 2:20 mark unless you like a lot of blabbity.

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Saturday, March 01, 2008

Max: Fonky Honky

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Max: Everything Mike Hukabee Isn't



He is a bass player, though. Do we really want a bass player as President?

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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Max: The Bass Player

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Saturday, November 03, 2007

Max: God Like

I would be willing to do... things to posses this. Wrong things. Things that make Baby Spaghetti Monster cry.

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Max: This Are The Bass

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Max: Basslab

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Max: Pedal Tone Bass Line

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Max: My Bass Line



Watch me kickin' it on Youtube.

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